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Britney Spears is stirring things up for radio stations with her new song, "If You Seek Amy."

Turns out, it's not actually about looking for someone named Amy. Read the song title aloud. (We'll wait for you...)

Done? Yes. It sounds like she's spelling the F-word. The chorus itself is a masterwork of subtlety only seen previously in such places as behind the shed on an elementary school playground.

"But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy."

It's obviously not the first time someone has slipped a little profanity into a song, or even the first time it's been spelled out--remember Van Halen's "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"? Good times.

MTV News has a bit more on the subject.